Want Narcolepsy as a Superpower?

If you really want my "superpower", we can make your Dream Come True!!! Temporary or Permanent Narcolepsy and All our wondrous 'superpowers"? Temporary? Stay up 72hrs... absolutely NO sleeping allowed NO napping no snoozing no fantasizing about sleep....Now the fun begins... Take 20 Belsomra's every 4 hours over the next week, remember...no napping during the day or we will poke you each head bobble... Mid week under this regimen, the jokes will come...can you take Cataplexy, or are you not strong enough for Cataplexy? Oh can you hear us laugh how you just passed out asleep? Even Though you are fighting conscious paralysis trying to yell at us now you can hear all we say? Oh, no Jeremy Renner..,.. why stop now when OUR fun has just begun???

If you truly enjoy your test drive brought to you by True Super Badass Superhero Advocates with Narcolepsy, you can purchase your Superpower of choice for the discount bargain price of 15yrs of your vitality and our on site Neurosurgeon will remove or cauterize 80,000 Hypocretin/Orexin secreting neurons in the posterior and lateral hypothalamus. Once we remove your sutures post healing following neurosurgery, you are now in possession of a formidable superpower! Don't you just love being stuck in realistic nightmares unable to move or scream but aware of your inability to move? Aww now you, too can experience #our narcolepsy spa experience!

An Advocating BADASS and TRUE SuperHero for persons with Chronic Invisible Illness! (Sleepy American) *** Via Empathic Understanding, Hardships, challenges, loss, and more loss and sad times.... I have used to build me into the amazing person I am now.

Trade narcolepsy with different ailments, and repeat the substituted disease with REMmer's ignorant statement... Mike asks,'If you could have a super power, what would it be?" REMmer replied with a smirk,"I think I want a new one. What is it... ca...can..." Kelly Rippa,"Cancer" "Yes, I wanna be Captain Cancer!" Bwaha Ha Ha! Everyone... Ha ha ha.."

Yes, I wanna my body to uncontrollably multiply metastatic mutant cells which let me slowly painfully die strapped to Chemo IVs~!" Kelly-- Yes my granny had Stage four breast cancer... Swift killer, expensive, too...quite the formidable Super Power!." Ha ha ha ha ha! "

HELL NO NOT FUNNY!!! Narcolepsy is NOT a superpower, narcolepsy is NO Joke! Care to substitute Autism for Narcolepsy above? Parkinson's? Alzheimer's? Did not Think so.... You're welcome... as the one the ONLY Sleepy American Saves the Day! Jeremy Renner... KellyandMichael... We are not Laughing!!! Get Narcolepsy Right!